so me XD
The Best of Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun
I love her rated-E for everyone phrases. We all know how much she wants to swear but can’t because it’s not in her programming.
I love her so much.
This is totally me with my six year old brother
i feel like this sometimes
You should seriously go see a doctor for that. ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
The Art of Organization…
"The Art of Clean UP": El arts de ordenar
the art of OCD
ain’t nobody got time for that
i wrote a poem
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
this is amazing and creative and shows an understanding of the average American mind outside of work
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
Nope, I’m just ectoplasm
And if you DON’T like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.
I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.
the difference between a grateful joyous adult and a privileged douchey child.
Bless this post.
This is the greatest thing that I have ever seen
Sherlock Holmes- Which is the best?
It’s okay, I love you the most.
HOLY SHIT I CANT PICK!